Spam Of The Month!


We all get a lot of spam mail, and that’s just the cost of being on the Interwebz.   However, this e mail came today and sets the Spam-o-Meter to a new high level!

Hello, my name is Brian Thomas and I am a Internet marketing professional. I had done a Google search under the keyword famous jewish actors and had run across your website markedwards.posterous.com. I see that you are not listed on the first page of Google for your particular search.

I am not sure if you’re aware of why you’re ranked this low but more importantly how easily correctable this is.

There’s no reason that you can’t have top three rankings for the keyword famous jewish actors based on your website structure and content. You have a very nice site.

What you need is high quality one-way anchor text links. I can help you with this…..

Not only can I get you ranked for the keyword famous jewish actors but I am talking about all of your keywords on top of Google. Adding new high quality PR anchor-text links from the highest quality websites will produce the results and business you want for markedwards.posterous.com.

The right kind of links are crucial in getting top ranking… and I can hand deliver these quality links to you.

My partners and I own 1000’s of websites and offer private linking to hundreds of website owners just like yourself.

I didn’t send this email out to very many people but I do favor your website because I can see your website monetizing the targeted website traffic for the keyword famous jewish actors can deliver.

I have your contact information and phone number. Would it be okay if I were to give you a call?

I have a very simple way to prove to you that what I do works risk free for you to try. Nothing beats seeing the results with your own eyes.

Would it be okay if I were to give you a call? I would love to pursue this further over the phone with you or should I go somewhere else?.

Sincerely,

Brian Thomas
(Mark removed the contact info)

P.S.- if the tables were turned and somebody I didn’t know came to me with a proposition, even one that was appealing, I would be hesitant because I would be wondering – what’s the catch? What does this guy know that I don’t.

But then again I would think he does know something that I don’t know. He owns 1000’s of websites, he does have hundreds of thousands of pages indexed with top rankings on Google, Yahoo and Bing. Websites that can deliver only the highest quality anchor-text links that can move your rankings fast. I would also think that I need to get my website in the top rankings. And he is offering turn key page 1 rankings on all of my keywords including famous jewish actors. Keywords that produce the kind of traffic potentially worth tens of thousands, hundreds of thousands, millions of dollars.

I emailed you this because it’s a win-win for both of us. Think of it this way, who wouldn’t be interested in buying money at a discount? Because that’s what I’ll be able to offer you….discount money.

Would it be okay to give you a call? Or you can call me anytime at the number above and would be happy to explain how I can benefit you risk free.

I never thought I’d actually show up in a search for Famous Jewish Actors, but I ran the search and found this at Jews.net, a site I’ll have to explore being Jewish and all.

Advertisements

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s